The fake South African Deaf Translator story reminds me of the Naganawanaland sketch from In Living Color.
This Mandela Funeral is turning out to be a hot mess. I’m sure that SNL is having orgasms as to how to work this into a kickass opening sketch (ha, who am I fooling, they will probably fuck that up…I hope not because this shit is comedy gold!)
Lord…lets go to the video tape:
Picture One: Everything’s cool at first…
Picture Two: LOL at Cameron and Barry! The fellas are have a grand ol’ time, ain’t they?
Lady Prime Minister got them fools forgetting they are leaders of the Free World and she got them taking selfies and shit like they a couple of dudes at Happy Hour.
The First Lady hasn’t noticed the frolicking…yet.
Picture Three: Shit, The First Lady has picked up on her man being way to fucking happy for somebody at a memorial service that ain’t taken place in the hood, because that’s how we roll sometimes, if you up in there laughing and cracking jokes, it best be with your lady as yall critique the bullshit that grown ass people be thinking is appropriate for a funeral. So The First Lady done picked up on this…shit is about to get real, you hear me?
Notice that Barry’s boy, Cam, done bailed. I know why, that nukka picked up on The First Lady’s vibe and got the hell out of Dodge. Ain’t that like a friend? When you really need one, they ain’t nowhere to be found.
He could have have hipped Barry to the coming storm…but nope, that ass didn’t spill the tea. Fucker.
Picture Four: For somebody who’s married to a sista from the South Side of Chicago, Barry sure can be a little too slow on the pickup. Case in point, he’s picked up on a disturbance in The Force, two pictures, too late. Even slower, home girl from Denmark, who obviously ain’t hip to the game.
Why has Barry stopped talking to her? If she don’t know, she about to know.
Yep, Endgame. The First Lady smooth shut that shit down
The First Lady wasn’t having it, protocol be damned. Seal Team Six couldn’t help Barry now. President or no President, you in trouble, bro. That’s going to be a long ass flight back home on Air Force One. Godspeed and I hope they got a comfy couch for you to sleep on.
Gentrification is real
- White Trash
- There goes the neighborhood
- Yeah it’s a garbage can but shit, it was 99 cents
- He all up in Oscar’s garbage can? Damn, that is a cold ass honkey!
Dione Payne, 16, a black male Victim of Racism, died this past Sunday on December 1, 2013, after having been beaten, robbed, and sexually assaulted by two “white” men. Enforcement officials report that the Racist Suspects, 36-year-old Michael Geldrich and 39-year-old Michael Watson, robbed, brutally beat and raped Payne before dropping the victim off at a nearby hospital. They are being charged with aggravated murder and aggravated robbery. The sexual assault charge is conspicuously missing.
This past Monday his attempted family held a vigil. Members of his attempted family say they were unsure how the teen became acquainted with his attackers. According to enforcement officials, Payne was staying with Geldrich . This suggests that Payne trusted Geldrich at least to a degree. This is very disturbing considering the deceptive, violent and anti-black nature of the system of Racism (White Supremacy) in which we all live.
Racist Suspects have wasted no time putting this young Victim of Racism on trial posthumously. Racist Suspects at Dayton Daily News report on this story with the headline, “Dayton teen beaten to death had troubled past”. They have repeatedly emphasized the claim by other Racist Suspects that he was selling drugs in the area before being attacked and sexually assaulted. However, this article fails to mention that the perpetrators themselves had so-called troubled pasts with extensive criminal histories such as child endangering, aggravated burglary, and drug trafficking. Unlike, Payne, these men were far past their teen years and have had ample time to get their lives together. Considering their age, their status as adults should be emphasized rather than the alleged activities of a severely victimized 16-year-old.
In response to a statement made by a relative of Payne, a suspected racist enforcement official, who was quoted in the article, also emphasized that this was not a racially motivated crime, which is to be expected.
Any person who classifies him/herself as “white” and who is capable of practicing Racism (White Supremacy), most likely does. It is important for Victims of Racism to learn this lesson before it is too late.
Rest in Peace Dione Payne.
Well this had to happen down South, right, because we all know that racist bullshit like this only happens down South, right. Let me go check the map…uh huh, just like I thought, it happened down south according to the map…
One of the greatest cds of all time
Kids say the darnest things, I tells ya!
The Twitter Mandela Hall Of Shame
Do these morons realize how easy it is to bust them in their hypocrisy?
What am I saying?
These dudes have been running game since the late 20th Century and have been caught being everything from liars to hypocrites and everything between time and time again. Yet, they are still on the j-o-b, fucking over you and me. They do it over and over and over again because, simply, the odds of them getting called on it and being dealt with are basically slim. Case in point, this shit vote went down in 1986, almost 30 years ago, and mostly all of them are still in the public eye, in politics. Hell McCain and Gingrich have not only run for President, they have done shit in their personal lives that would make the Pope blush.
The shame here, rightfully on these two faced, lying, scheming fraudulent backstabbing weasels. But it is just as much on We The People, for being complacent in allowing for this kind of behavior to go, under the guise of “politics as usual” and for not getting rid of these assclowns years ago.
Hate the player, hate the game, hate the fans in the stands, hate it all, then change the rules.